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have some fairy dust motherfucker

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

nonelikerae:

Oh wow

nonelikerae:

Oh wow

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

assgod:

i might be lactose intolerant but i never turn down a good creampie 

I need someone who worships me not someone who doesn’t return my texts

zayoken:

"my ex never asked me to do that"

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6vcbsLdgd1r3zat8.gif

DEN WHY THE FUCK U NOT AS HIS HOUSE?

Sad girls mob, who wanna roll with me